81 lines
2.6 KiB
JavaScript
Executable file
81 lines
2.6 KiB
JavaScript
Executable file
import path from 'path';
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import { createRequire } from 'module';
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const require = createRequire(import.meta.url);
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const baseUrl = new URL('https://github.com/withastro/astro/blob/main/');
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const emojis = ['🎉', '🥳', '🚀', '🧑🚀', '🎊', '🏆', '✅', '🤩', '🤖', '🙌'];
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const descriptors = ['new releases', 'hot and fresh updates', 'shiny updates', 'exciting changes', 'package updates', 'awesome updates', 'bug fixes and features', 'updates'];
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const verbs = [
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'just went out!',
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'just launched!',
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'now available!',
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'in the wild!',
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'now live!',
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'hit the registry!',
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'to share!',
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'for you!',
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'for y’all! 🤠',
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'comin’ your way!',
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'comin’ atcha!',
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'comin’ in hot!',
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'freshly minted on the blockchain! (jk)',
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'[is] out (now with 100% more reticulated splines!)',
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'(as seen on TV!)',
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'just dropped!',
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'– artisanally hand-crafted just for you.',
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'– oh happy day!',
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'– enjoy!',
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'now out. Be the first on your block to download!',
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'made with love 💕',
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'[is] out! Our best [version] yet!',
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'[is] here. DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD!',
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'... HUZZAH!',
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'[has] landed!',
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'landed! The internet just got a little more fun.',
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'– from our family to yours.',
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'– go forth and build!',
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];
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function item(items) {
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return items[Math.floor(Math.random() * items.length)];
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}
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const plurals = new Map([
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['is', 'are'],
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['has', 'have'],
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]);
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function pluralize(text) {
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return text.replace(/(\[([^\]]+)\])/gm, (_, _full, match) => (plurals.has(match) ? plurals.get(match) : `${match}s`));
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}
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function singularlize(text) {
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return text.replace(/(\[([^\]]+)\])/gm, (_, _full, match) => `${match}`);
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}
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async function run() {
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const releases = process.argv.slice(2)[0];
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const data = JSON.parse(releases);
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const packages = await Promise.all(
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data.map(({ name, version }) => {
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const p = path.relative('./', path.dirname(require.resolve(name))).replace(path.sep, '/');
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return { name, version, url: new URL(`${p}/CHANGELOG.md#${version.replace(/\./g, '')}`, baseUrl).toString() };
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})
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);
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const emoji = item(emojis);
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const descriptor = item(descriptors);
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const verb = item(verbs);
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if (packages.length === 1) {
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const { name, version, url } = packages[0];
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console.log(`${emoji} \`${name}@${version}\` ${singularlize(verb)}\nRead the [release notes →](<${url}>)`);
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} else {
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console.log(`${emoji} Some ${descriptor} ${pluralize(verb)}\n`);
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for (const { name, version, url } of packages) {
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console.log(`• \`${name}@${version}\` Read the [release notes →](<${url}>)`);
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}
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}
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}
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run();
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